A twat, recently.
Interesting developments today at the Leveson Inquiry into the methods, moral and ethics of the media, as a Mr. Paul "Semen" Staines was ordered to appear before Lord Justice Leveson on Thursday morning (1 December 2011), in order to explain just how he managed to acquire the witness statement of Mr. Alastair Campbell, three days before its official publication, which he then uploaded onto his "blog" entitled "Order, Order", published under his assumed identity of "Guido Fawkes".
These developments gave me cause for grave concern. Not because I am particularly concerned about witness testimony being compromised by the actions of this individual, but because sections of the press printed graphic pictures of him, which could serve to confirm the suspicions of those who typecast so-called "bloggers" as fat, porcine-featured, greasy pederasts with a slice of Domino's Pizza in one hand and their semi-tumescent penises in the other, trousers round their ankles and crusty socks scattered all around their bedsits.
I am extremely perturbed at being tarred with the same brush, if you will, as this self-important right-wing "Spoilt Bastard" lookalike, particularly as I do not indulge in pizza and have undergone considerable personal sacrifice recently to become slim again. This fat, obnoxious, publicity-seeking, pissant waste of oxygen is going to get all bloggers a bad name.
I do so wish he had sought to maintain his anonymity. Particularly as he has a face that one should never tire of punching. Hard.
Do others hope that his adventures in "blogging" are brought to an abrupt halt by his arrest and subsequent conviction for contempt of court?
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